The place was like a grocery store the night before a blizzard, GRAB THOSE LACE TEDDIES QUICK! We might not survive this thing! I love you, Bec. I chose it myself yesterday, and the lingerie department saleswomen were highly amused by my lack of knowledge of lingerie. Speaking of which… Feel free to open this box ahead of time and try on what you find in it. I’d take you out to a restaurant, but I’d rather have you alone. I asked Mrs Gray to prep everything, because I don’t want you to lift a finger on Valentine’s day. When I get home tonight we’re going to cook a couple steaks and drink your favorite bottle of wine. It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I guess I’ve got them fooled! So thanks for proving I’m a dumbass. People write these magazine articles about me and say I’m a genius. I thought, “suckers.” Then I flew back to New York for the Bruisers game against Calgary and probably spent the whole night trying not to get distracted every time you walked by. Immediately after the presentation, the men ran home to have dinner with their wives. Re: February 14th Last year I spent Valentines day at a conference for nerds in Silicon Valley.
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